Main Page    
Question 1: How do i go through jjrn website?
Answer 1: You see that little blue underlined text, that is a link. How you got to the page is beyond me if you got this far.

Question 2: How do I translate the page to another language?
Answer 2: If you can read this question you can read english just fine, continue on young jedi master.

Question 3: If i want to make a request, how do i get there?
Answer 3: Refer to question number 1 and then please... PLEASE... turn off you computer after the show and go see a shrink. You need it at this point.
   
Request Page    
Question 1: I dont know how to use an input box, how do i type in it?
Answer 1: Do you seriously believe that I think you are that stupid. Well if your still reading this answer, then CLICK ON IT AND TYPE, fucktard.

Question 2: Can i search by song, genre, or artist?
Answer 2: DUH!!!!

Question 3: Can I dedicate a song to someone?
Answer 3: NO shit sherlock! ... You see that little box at the bottom of the page that says Dedicate? Fill it in, might take more letters than iq points, but meh.

Question 4: Why Am I reading this?
Answer 4: Because you need to turn that little button on the front that says power off and go get lessons on how to use your keyboard and mouse before continuing.

Question 5: How do I send my request?
Answer 5: Push the submit button you fucking stupid asshole, and then go get computer lessons you idiot!

   
    
Contest Page    
Question 1: How can i play?
Answer 1: Ummm... listen to the station first, then repeat this answer if you cant figure it out.

Question 2: Ok i put in my email to the contest line like said too. Now what?
Answer 2: IS THE CONTEST OVER? I THINK NOT. Wait.

Question 3: How will i know if I win?
Answer 3: Again, LISTEN TO THE SHOW! Then come back to this answer if you dont understand.

Question 4: .....
Answer 4: Fuck, your still here?

   
    
How do I become a DJ?    
Question 1: How do I become a DJ?
Answer 1: Well, either read the become a DJ page part on the main page, or you can read on...

Question 2: How old do I have to be? And what are the requirements?
Answer 2: 18, have an IQ over 5, Have music, if you dont... get lost, Have a microphone, if you dont... get lost, Have skype or a phone patch, if you don't ................ damn you need to really learn what to do. Oh and did i forget to read the main page area about becoming a DJ?

Question 3: ......
Answer 3: Damn you really are stupid if you read this.

   
How do I listen to the show?    
Answer: Fuck, Damn, Shit.... How the fuck did you hear about us anyway????? We should ban that prick for bringing you!

By COOLLEW